The Gerbil Story
(aka The Hamster Story)
This tale, involving two homosexual gentlemen, Eric Tomaszewski and his partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum has been circulating on the Internet for quite some time. It deals with a rather painful incident involving a cardboard tube, a gerbil and the ignition of intestinal gases. It is posted to the redbrick.humour (and prior to this the humour board on the BBS) on average every 6 months by a fresher who believes s/he is the first person to stumble across the story.
Origionally from the Encyclopedia