User:Beimear - Revision history

Carri: /* Character Witnesses */

2011-02-27T15:22:26Z

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	"I can't think of anything worthwhile apart from..."		"I can't think of anything worthwhile apart from..."

			"beimear isn't gay. She just kills swans"

	==Swan Philly Pasta==		==Swan Philly Pasta==

Carri: /* Character Witnesses */

2011-02-25T15:19:09Z

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	"A vote for beimear is a vote for abortion!"		"A vote for beimear is a vote for abortion!"

			"Lies"

	"swans are fuckin gayfags but you shouldn't kill them"		"swans are fuckin gayfags but you shouldn't kill them"

	"She murdered a swan, Joe!"		"She murdered a swan, Joe!"

			"Killian claims shenanigans!"

			"I can't think of anything worthwhile apart from..."

	==Swan Philly Pasta==		==Swan Philly Pasta==

Elephant: /* Character Witnesses */

2011-02-24T18:11:04Z

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	"swans are fuckin gayfags but you shouldn't kill them"		"swans are fuckin gayfags but you shouldn't kill them"

			"She murdered a swan, Joe!"

	==Swan Philly Pasta==		==Swan Philly Pasta==

Carri at 17:35, 24 February 2011

2011-02-24T17:35:52Z

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			==The Issue At Hand==

			19:56 < gw> yeah she is

			19:57 < gw> we disowned her after she killed a swan

			20:00 < don> gw: lolwut?

			20:01 < gw> she just snapped it's fucking neck

			20:02 < gw> like a cheap pencil

			20:06 < gw> so like

			20:06 < gw> we were drinking

			20:06 < gw> heavily

			20:06 < gw> I think we were in rain

			20:07 < gw> she fell on it

			20:08 < gw> I have never seen anyons so horrified in all my life

			20:09 < gw> yeah

			20:09 < gw> see, she want up to it to feed it or pet it or something

			20:09 < gw> it tried to take a bite out of her

			20:10 < gw> she lost her footing on the damp grass

			20:10 < gw> and snap

			20:10 < gw> this was alongside the canal

			20:11 < gw> near where rain is

			20:13 < gw> let me find the name of the road

			20:14 < gw> few nights ago

			20:19 < gw> It's a hell of a lot more fucked up when it actually happens

			20:20 < gw> rather than just hearing about it

	==Character Witnesses==		==Character Witnesses==

Elephant: Swan Cake

2011-02-24T14:43:32Z

Swan Cake

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			==Swan Philly Pasta==

			===Ingredients===

			* 1 (16 ounce) package uncooked rotini pasta
			* 3 tablespoons margarine
			* 1 pound skinless, boneless swan breast halves, or half a freshly murdered cygnet
			* 1 cup chopped onion
			* 1 cup chopped green bell pepper
			* 1/4 teaspoon salt
			* 1 teaspoon black pepper
			* 1 teaspoon swan soup base
			* 1/2 cup water
			* 1 pound shredded Swiss cheese

			===Method===

			1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Grease a 9x11-inch baking dish.

			2. Fill a large pot with lightly salted water and bring to a rolling boil over high heat. Once the water is boiling, stir in the rotini, and return to a boil. Cook uncovered, stirring occasionally, until the pasta has cooked through, but is still firm to the bite, about 8 minutes. Drain well in a colander set in the sink.

			3. Melt the margarine in a large skillet over medium heat, and pan-fry the swan breasts until the meat is no longer pink inside and the outsides are golden brown, about 15 minutes. An instant-read thermometer inserted into the center should read at least 165 degrees F (74 degrees C). Cut the swan into bite-size strips, and set aside.

			4. Cook the onion and green pepper in the same skillet until the onion is translucent, about 5 minutes. Sprinkle the vegetables with salt and black pepper, then stir in the swan soup base and water until the soup base has dissolved. Place the cooked pasta into the skillet, and stir to combine with the vegetables; mix in the swan strips and Swiss cheese until thoroughly combined. Spread the mixture into the prepared baking dish.

			5. Bake in the preheated oven until the casserole is hot and the cheese has melted, about 15 minutes.

Carri: /* Character Witnesses */

2011-02-24T14:40:14Z

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	"Where, when and why did beimear kill a swan?"		"Where, when and why did beimear kill a swan?"

			"A vote for beimear is a vote for abortion!"

	"swans are fuckin gayfags but you shouldn't kill them"		"swans are fuckin gayfags but you shouldn't kill them"

Carri: /* Character Witnesses */

2011-02-24T14:38:12Z

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	"She clearly bit off more then she could chew"		"She clearly bit off more then she could chew"

			"Where, when and why did beimear kill a swan?"

			"swans are fuckin gayfags but you shouldn't kill them"

Gw at 14:35, 24 February 2011

2011-02-24T14:35:54Z

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	[Image:Swanslaughter.jpg]		[[Image:Swanslaughter.jpg]]

	==Character Witnesses==		==Character Witnesses==

Gw at 14:34, 24 February 2011

2011-02-24T14:34:51Z

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	Beimear... Swan Killer		Beimear... Swan Killer

			[Image:Swanslaughter.jpg]

	==Character Witnesses==		==Character Witnesses==

Carri: /* Character Witnesses */

2011-02-24T14:33:25Z

Character Witnesses

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	"She stole my chocolate pudding"		"She stole my chocolate pudding"

			"She clearly bit off more then she could chew"