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T'was a cold and windy morning,<br>
== The ballad of the morning turd ==
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and it rained across the land,<br>
 
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When Merchelo woke from sleeping,<br>
T'was a cold and windy morning,
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and placed his hole upon the can,<br>
and it rained across the land,
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His bowels started rumbling,<br>
When Merchelo woke from sleeping,
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and he strained with all his might,<br>
and placed his hole upon the can
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for the product of his efforts,<br>
His bowels started rumbling,
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a glorious morning shite.<br>
and he strained with all his might,
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Fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc<br>
for the product of his efforts,
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a glorious morning shite.
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2008
fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc
 
 
 
©Shimoda 2008
 

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