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== The ballad of the morning turd ==
 
== The ballad of the morning turd ==
  
T'was a cold and windy morning,
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T'was a cold and windy morning,<br>
and it rained across the land,
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and it rained across the land,<br>
When Merchelo woke from sleeping,
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When Merchelo woke from sleeping,<br>
and placed his hole upon the can
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and placed his hole upon the can,<br>
His bowels started rumbling,
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His bowels started rumbling,<br>
and he strained with all his might,
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and he strained with all his might,<br>
for the product of his efforts,
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for the product of his efforts,<br>
a glorious morning shite.
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a glorious morning shite.<br>
fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc
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fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc<br>
 
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©Shimoda 2008
 
©Shimoda 2008

Revision as of 10:58, 12 April 2008

The ballad of the morning turd

T'was a cold and windy morning,
and it rained across the land,
When Merchelo woke from sleeping,
and placed his hole upon the can,
His bowels started rumbling,
and he strained with all his might,
for the product of his efforts,
a glorious morning shite.
fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc

©Shimoda 2008