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T'was a cold and windy morning,<br> | |||
and it rained across the land,<br> | |||
When Merchelo woke from sleeping,<br> | |||
T'was a cold and windy morning, | and placed his hole upon the can,<br> | ||
and it rained across the land, | His bowels started rumbling,<br> | ||
When Merchelo woke from sleeping, | and he strained with all his might,<br> | ||
and placed his hole upon the can | for the product of his efforts,<br> | ||
His bowels started rumbling, | a glorious morning shite.<br> | ||
and he strained with all his might, | Fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc<br> | ||
for the product of his efforts, | <br> | ||
a glorious morning shite. | ©Shimoda 2008 | ||