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== The ballad of the morning turd == | == The ballad of the morning turd == | ||
T'was a cold and windy morning, | T'was a cold and windy morning,<br> | ||
and it rained across the land, | and it rained across the land,<br> | ||
When Merchelo woke from sleeping, | When Merchelo woke from sleeping,<br> | ||
and placed his hole upon the can | and placed his hole upon the can,<br> | ||
His bowels started rumbling, | His bowels started rumbling,<br> | ||
and he strained with all his might, | and he strained with all his might,<br> | ||
for the product of his efforts, | for the product of his efforts,<br> | ||
a glorious morning shite. | a glorious morning shite.<br> | ||
fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc | fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc<br> | ||
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©Shimoda 2008 | ©Shimoda 2008 | ||