Committee Resignations

To the tune of "Candle in the Wind"...

Goodbye Singer Dude, Guinness always made you fart, You were common sense that placed itself, When Mother was torn apart.

You called out to the Committee; and you whispered to those insane, Now you belong in tech support And the users cry out your name.

And it seems to me you lived your life like an Admin in the wind. Never failing, to fix problems, 'cept when Jolt logged in.

And root access was always Brian's; Our processes to kill. Now Grimnar's logged out long ago, But Singer never will...

All the heys we've lost; These empty days without your smilies Our problems we always carried To Redbrick's golden child.

And even though we try, The truth brings us to tears; All our postings cannot express All your blunders through the years.

Goodbye Singer dude, There was pine and slrn and ping, Those lovely things you fixed for us, And your brilliant dj-ing. like an Admin in the wind. Never failing, to fix problems, 'cept when Jolt logged in.

And root access was always Brian's; Our processes to kill. Now Grimnar's logged out long ago, But Singer never will...

--Melmoth

Originally from the Encyclopedia