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T'was a cold and windy morning,<br> | |||
and it rained across the land,<br> | |||
When Merchelo woke from sleeping,<br> | |||
T'was a cold and windy morning, | and placed his hole upon the can,<br> | ||
and it rained across the land, | His bowels started rumbling,<br> | ||
When Merchelo woke from sleeping, | and he strained with all his might,<br> | ||
and placed his hole upon the can | for the product of his efforts,<br> | ||
His bowels started rumbling, | a glorious morning shite.<br> | ||
and he strained with all his might, | Fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc<br> | ||
for the product of his efforts, | <br> | ||
a glorious morning shite. | ©Shimoda 2008 | ||
[[Category:Humour]] | |||
Latest revision as of 01:10, 22 April 2026
T'was a cold and windy morning,
and it rained across the land,
When Merchelo woke from sleeping,
and placed his hole upon the can,
His bowels started rumbling,
and he strained with all his might,
for the product of his efforts,
a glorious morning shite.
Fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc
©Shimoda 2008