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T'was a cold and windy morning,<br> | T'was a cold and windy morning,<br> | ||
and it rained across the land,<br> | and it rained across the land,<br> | ||
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for the product of his efforts,<br> | for the product of his efforts,<br> | ||
a glorious morning shite.<br> | a glorious morning shite.<br> | ||
Fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc<br> | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:10, 22 April 2026
T'was a cold and windy morning,
and it rained across the land,
When Merchelo woke from sleeping,
and placed his hole upon the can,
His bowels started rumbling,
and he strained with all his might,
for the product of his efforts,
a glorious morning shite.
Fi-de-diddly diddly etc etc
©Shimoda 2008