Firewall

Committee discuss Firewalls

2017-08-11 22:04:26 slackbot @pints @greenday @akraak 2017-08-11 22:04:32 pints @hexagon 2017-08-11 22:04:47 pints Any object to donating a switch and a firewall to NUIG Compsoc 2017-08-11 22:05:02 pints Juniper SRX220 $ EX3200 2017-08-11 22:05:20 pints We have 4 and 6 of each respectively which are 100% not needed 2017-08-11 22:07:59 pints @tbolt gonna get your input at least if that's cool 2017-08-11 22:08:40 akraak i have no issues with that 2017-08-11 22:08:45 tbolt neither do i 2017-08-11 22:08:47 tbolt sounds good 2017-08-11 22:08:49 greenday We cant use it so 2017-08-11 22:08:51 pints :+1: 2017-08-11 22:08:53 pints Ty 2017-08-11 22:08:56 greenday Away it goes 2017-08-11 22:09:28 pints o7 2017-08-11 22:09:37 pints We still have loads left 2017-08-11 22:09:56 pints I wanna earmark one of the SRX220s to test something 2017-08-11 22:11:50 greenday Thats cool 2017-08-11 22:34:10 hexagon @pints how do we have 6 firewalls? That makes no sense?! 2017-08-11 22:34:49 pints All but 2 are in boxes 2017-08-11 22:34:50 pints :) 2017-08-11 22:35:00 pints And yes it does >.> 2017-08-11 22:35:42 pints We've 2 networks, each gets its own firewall between it and the rest of the world 2017-08-11 22:36:08 hexagon How are the firewalls in boxes? 2017-08-11 22:36:33 pints Cardboard boxes 2017-08-11 22:36:39 pints Like 2017-08-11 22:36:45 pints We haven't opened them 2017-08-11 22:36:59 hexagon Wtf? 2017-08-11 22:37:06 hexagon Are you high rn? 2017-08-11 22:37:27 pints http://ipcinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/box-no-bkg.jpg 2017-08-11 22:37:31 pints No :P 2017-08-11 22:37:39 pints They're a physical piece of hardware 2017-08-11 22:37:45 pints They came to us in boxes 2017-08-11 22:37:53 pints They have not yet left the boxes 2017-08-11 22:38:17 hexagon And they have firewall installed? 2017-08-11 22:38:23 hexagon What sort of firewall? 2017-08-11 22:38:44 pints Em 2017-08-11 22:38:45 pints Ok 2017-08-11 22:38:51 pints Let's step back a sec 2017-08-11 22:38:59 pints What does the word firewall mean to you :P 2017-08-11 22:39:33 hexagon Why is it sold in cardboard boxes? 2017-08-11 22:40:01 pints https://www.juniper.net/uk/en/products-services/security/srx-series/srx220/ 2017-08-11 22:40:07 pints They're these things 2017-08-11 22:40:24 pints Does that help 2017-08-11 22:40:28 pints Please tell me that helps 2017-08-11 22:43:33 pints hexagon: u ded? 2017-08-11 22:44:59 akraak rip 2017-08-11 22:46:36 hexagon How much are they worth? 2017-08-11 22:46:45 pints ~1200 each 2017-08-11 22:46:52 pints We got them free from Juniper 2017-08-11 22:47:04 hexagon Are they servers with firewall installed? 2017-08-11 22:47:09 pints Mmkay 2017-08-11 22:47:19 pints They *are* a firewall 2017-08-11 22:50:43 hexagon .... 2017-08-11 22:50:52 hexagon I'm so confused rn 2017-08-11 22:51:20 pints Again 2017-08-11 22:51:25 pints Let's step back here 2017-08-11 22:51:39 pints What does 'firewall' mean to you when you hear it 2017-08-11 22:52:26 hexagon It's a wall that stops fire 2017-08-11 22:52:42 pints ...oh god 2017-08-11 22:53:13 hexagon I'm joking :joy: 2017-08-11 22:54:05 greenday I think it is just news to hexagon that there are hardware firewalls as well as software ones 2017-08-11 22:54:25 pints ...why didn't my /kick work >.> 2017-08-11 22:54:52 pints @hexagon I swear to god that conversation nearly killed me 2017-08-11 22:56:25 pints _ 2017-08-11 22:56:25 pints _ __ ___ ___(_) __ _ _ __ 2017-08-11 22:56:25 pints | '__/ _ \/ __| |/ _` | '_ \ 2017-08-11 22:56:25 pints | | | __/\__ \ | (_| | | | | 2017-08-11 22:56:25 pints |_| \___||___/_|\__, |_| |_| 2017-08-11 22:56:25 pints |___/ 2017-08-11 22:56:43 akraak beutiful 2017-08-11 22:56:47 pints So whilst we're here 2017-08-11 22:56:59 pints @hexagon, what's a firewall? 2017-08-11 22:57:13 akraak how do they keep them in cardboard boxes, wouldnt they light on fire? 2017-08-11 22:57:24 pints No no no they STOP the fire, silly! 2017-08-11 22:57:49 akraak but what if your'e fighting fire with fire 2017-08-11 22:58:10 pints /u/fireguy12 would approve 2017-08-11 22:58:18 greenday how cool would our rack be if there was a wall on fire always racked 2017-08-11 22:58:23 greenday rip our colling though 2017-08-11 22:58:31 hexagon What's a hardware firewall? 2017-08-11 22:58:35 pints ........... 2017-08-11 22:58:39 pints HERE WE GO AGAIN 2017-08-11 22:58:40 greenday ..................................................... 2017-08-11 22:58:45 pints HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS FOLKS 2017-08-11 22:58:54 greenday Its about to get 2017-08-11 22:58:57 greenday >.> 2017-08-11 22:59:01 greenday <.< 2017-08-11 22:59:05 greenday smokey 2017-08-11 22:59:15 akraak s m o k e y 2017-08-11 22:59:33 pints v a p o r w a l l 2017-08-11 22:59:51 pints Seriosuly though did we not just have that conversation 2017-08-11 22:59:56 hexagon So no rn I don't give my permission :joy: 2017-08-11 23:00:01 pints Lol too 2017-08-11 23:00:03 pints late* 2017-08-11 23:00:06 pints :) 2017-08-11 23:00:15 greenday we emailed the firewal jsut ther 2017-08-11 23:00:17 greenday there 2017-08-11 23:00:22 greenday firewall 2017-08-11 23:00:31 greenday send first read later 2017-08-11 23:00:36 greenday that is my motto 2017-08-11 23:00:44 pints A hardware firewall looks like a switch, and does the same job as a firewall program on your PC might, only way better and way faster 2017-08-11 23:00:47 pints Because hardware 2017-08-11 23:01:14 greenday But you can set your own rules and shit like software 2017-08-11 23:01:21 greenday on the hardwaare 2017-08-11 23:02:09 pints hexagon: how's that 2017-08-11 23:02:55 pints *pints*' blood pressure continues to rise 2017-08-11 23:03:27 hexagon I'm drinking rn but if we have 6 of them then sure why not 2017-08-11 23:03:34 hexagon But otherwise let's review 2017-08-11 23:03:50 pints Yes 2017-08-11 23:03:52 pints Let's 2017-08-11 23:05:06 hexagon :+1: 2017-08-11 23:05:17 pints So 2017-08-11 23:05:20 pints In review 2017-08-11 23:05:46 pints It's a metal rectangle, full of magic, that keeps all the bad internets out, and all of our good internets in 2017-08-11 23:05:57 pints And they come IN BOXES 2017-08-11 23:06:27 pints :convictparrot: :convictparrot: :convictparrot: