Setlist incident
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Video Synopsis: http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2590839/
Hauk fail, utter fail. This is why:
21:09 < hauk> Some roide of a yoke offered to flash me for the setlist last night. 21:10 < lithium> "a quickie round the back and you've a deal" 21:10 < dever> i hope you accepted 21:10 < hauk> Well. I refused, and kept the setlist \o/ And it was Primordial. She wasn't fucking gettin it 21:11 < hauk> I thought "If i want to see tits I got the internet." 21:12 < dever> hauk: you FUCKING NERD 21:12 < dever> right now, i am ashamed of you 21:12 < dever> seriously 21:12 < dever> and ashamed for you too 21:13 < hauk> If she offered a ride it would have been hers. 21:13 < dever> hauk: have ye never heard of haggling? 21:14 < hauk> dever: Yeah, but she wasn't getting it. 21:14 < dever> hauk: obviously 21:14 < dever> what a load of shite 21:15 < dever> someone should just ban hauk 21:15 < dever> ban him from life 21:16 < hauk> Fuck sake 21:16 < hauk> dever: </3 21:17 < dever> and out of 10 - what rating would she have gotten? 21:18 < dever> 10 being delicious, 1 being bet down 21:18 < hauk> Oh she was a ride. Bout 8 21:18 < phier> haha 21:18 < dever> hauk: you fucking tool 21:18 < Arq> Ah ye see, if she was a nine it'd be different.
The Setlist Incident: Part II
So hauk went to an Amon Amarth gig and proceeded to fap over it on IRC the next day.
21:58:07 hauK | Lads, I could get used to flashing V.I.P badges. 21:59:07 hauK | I got a VIP badge last night. 22:00:17 train | setlist story part deux? 22:00:32 hauK | NO. 22:00:40 hauK | There was no offer of boobs this time. 22:00:52 haus | would you have swapped the VIP pass for a ride though? 22:01:12 train | good, hard hitting question 22:01:16 train | hauK: response 22:01:18 train | go 22:01:32 hauK | hmm. 22:01:50 hauK | yeah that's a no. 22:01:58 train | :( 22:02:02 lithium | ololz 22:02:16 train | the saga continues
A victim...
... is what I am.
dever: OUT
Yes, you are. A victim of yourself.